Here are a few more: What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright. What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast. Who was Snow White’s brother? Egg White. Get the yolk?…
More comment spam jokes… My five year old likes them. 🙂 What is the biggest ant? An elephant. Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fight tooth and nail! What do cats like to eat for…
…and the just keep coming and coming! Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower? Shredded tweet. What did the worm say to the caterpillar?…
Here’s a cool painting of the Matterhorn. Please comment if you happen to know who painted it, or if you have any ideas on how to find out. Here’s a close-up of the signature.
Here are a few more groaners from the many dedicated people who try to post spam as comments on this blog. Please enjoy them now free from their spam payloads. 🙂 What do you get when you cross a rabbit…
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Here are a couple more… What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A roaming Catholic. What’s big, green, has four legs, and if it fell out a tree on to you it would kill you? A…
Here are a few more: What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam. How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it! How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet? Drink a…
All comments on this blog are moderated — they must be approved by an administrator at theFrankes.com before they appear. Even so, we get hundreds of spam posts in the moderation queue. A lot of the spammers try to get…
There is an excellent tutorial posted by bethany at the Vermillion Rules blog that describes precisely how to make a little girl’s tutu with only some elastic strap, a few yards of inexpensive and easy-to-find tulle, and no sewing. (I…