Here are a few more:
- What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.
- How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it!
- How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet? Drink a toast!!
- Why can’t a woman ask her brother for help? Because he can’t be a brother and assist her too.
- Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi? He was walking around everywhere saying, “Yo!”
- What did one worm say to another worm? I know a restaurant where we can eat dirt cheap!!
- What day does a fish hate? Fry day.
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because there were no chickens in those times.