Here are a few more groaners from the many dedicated people who try to post spam as comments on this blog. Please enjoy them now free from their spam payloads. 🙂
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A HAREnet!
- How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
- What would you get if you put a light bulb in a suit of armor? A knightlight.
- Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.
- What do you get if you cross a giant and a vampire? A BIG pain in the neck!
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because there were no chickens in those times.
- What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
- What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy schoolboy? One baits his hook, while the other hates his book.