…and the just keep coming and coming!
- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
- What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower? Shredded tweet.
- What did the worm say to the caterpillar? What did you do to get that fur coat?
- What did the sailor say when he saw a boat loaded with ewes? Sheep ahoy!
- What is the difference between a prizefighter and a man with a cold? One knows his blows, and the other blows his nose!
- A joke for you! What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
- Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.