Still More Comment Spam Jokes

More comment spam jokes… My five year old likes them. 🙂

• What is the biggest ant? An elephant.
• Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fight tooth and nail!
• What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
• Did you hear about the kid who traded his hotdog for a hamburger?? He was participating in a SWAP MEAT!!!!
• Did you hear about the farmer who was found guilty of selling rotten fruit? He was judged by his pears!
• What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright.
• What would you get if you crossed a potato and a frog? A potatoad.
• Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired.
• Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second hand store.